NAMING THE MELTDOWN.
Time's Justin Fox is looking to name the financial crisis, and he wants your help. I've always been partial to Atrios's "The Big Shitpile" myself, but if folks have some clever ideas, put them in comments. I'll pass the best ones along.
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COMMENTS (32)
"The Clintons Coming Home to Roost"
Posted by: Anonymous | March 18, 2008 2:39 PM
or..
The Pelosi-Reid Recession
Posted by: Anonymous | March 18, 2008 2:41 PM
the sub-prime reformation
Posted by: bend | March 18, 2008 3:02 PM
I kind of like where Anonymous is going here. Perhaps "Something Else We Can Surely Find a Way to Blame on Democrats and Their Anti-American Defeatism" or SEWCSFWBDTAAD for short.
Posted by: jhupp | March 18, 2008 3:02 PM
Atrios has been using "Jenga" in PG-13 settings.
Posted by: Nicholas Beaudrot | March 18, 2008 3:11 PM
"The Utterly Predictable Consequence of Sustained Irrational Behavior on the Part of Millions of Americans, Abetted by a Lending System Motivated by Short-Term Profits with no Accountability for Long-Term Results"
...unfortunately lacks that required 'snap'. I'll just shorten it to:
"Sigh."
Posted by: Aron | March 18, 2008 3:14 PM
Depression II: Laissez Faire Boogaloo
Posted by: ntr Fausto Carmona | March 18, 2008 3:15 PM
Anonymous: Are you sure you wouldn't rather blame it on Jimmy Carter? He used to be good for years of amusing blame!
Posted by: Herschel | March 18, 2008 3:26 PM
'Big Shitpile' deserves a wider currency.
'Wall Street Slagheap' might do.
Posted by: pseudonymous in nc | March 18, 2008 3:29 PM
Alan Greenspan's Salty Chocolate Balls
Posted by: joejoejoe | March 18, 2008 3:30 PM
Just to be clear, I think both Jenga and Big S**tpile (I'm just so friggin' MSM I can't even bring myself to curse in a blog comment) are brilliant. I just don't think they'll ever make it into the history books. I'm looking for something somewhat less clever, but with staying power.
Although I do really like SEWCSFWBDTAAD.
Posted by: Justin Fox | March 18, 2008 3:33 PM
Toxic Debt Disposal?
Mechanically Separated Mortgages?
(I like the latter, because the boiling and scraping of abattoir offcuts into cheap burger and patty meat resembles the selling of miracle home loans.)
Posted by: pseudonymous in nc | March 18, 2008 3:51 PM
The Mortgage Mudslide?
The SIV Sinkhole?
Posted by: FearItself | March 18, 2008 4:08 PM
How about "The Money Bonfire of Aught Eight" or "Financial-buh-wha?!"
Hmmm, or perhaps The Great Financial Collapse of '07.
Posted by: MosBen | March 18, 2008 4:29 PM
I like the "shitpile" idea with slight modifications: "Flaming Financial Shitpile".
Or anything that attaches George W. Bush's name to yet another fiasco.
Posted by: andrew | March 18, 2008 5:55 PM
In which it is discovered that imaginary money tends to stay imaginary no matter how many poor people you screw over.
Posted by: Galen | March 18, 2008 6:23 PM
Capitalism?
Posted by: James | March 18, 2008 6:28 PM
The Great Depreciation?
Posted by: Dan Karreman | March 18, 2008 6:35 PM
Big Bushpile
Georgie's Revenge
W's Oedipal Financial Avalanche
Bushheap
Bushie's House Afire
W's Heck of a job
George's Kitchen Wizard: The Total Slicer, Dicer, Grater, Shredder, Chopper, And Much Much More
George's Poopy Sandbox
Mortgage Mountain Mudslide
Foreclosure Exposure
The Dereliction Formerly Known as My Home
Shall I go on?
Posted by: JC | March 18, 2008 7:29 PM
However, if I see any more references to Bush's "Financial Katrina," I want to see driftglass put some drifting corpses out with some fat bankers' pictures to shame it away.
Posted by: JC | March 18, 2008 7:32 PM
Sub-prime sucker!!
Posted by: Joe k | March 18, 2008 7:42 PM
I also like, "American scheme"!!
Posted by: Joe k | March 18, 2008 7:45 PM
Why not call it "the credit crunch", which is a first order symptom, but a big one.
Posted by: dbt | March 18, 2008 10:25 PM
Pedantic: It's not "The Big Shitpile," it's "Big Shitpile" in what I've always assumed was a wry take on "Big Media," "Big Agri," etc.
Posted by: Chris | March 18, 2008 11:04 PM
This crisis has so many facets, it's difficult to find a fitting name that includes them all. But the same was true of "The Great Depression". So obviously, a generic name that gives a hint a the most important point is needed. And since both the housing bubble and its consequences are centering around investment quackery and the subsequent horrors, imho the best phrase is:
"The Great Investment Concussion"
Alternatively, "The Great Investment Shock" sounds fitting, too.
And if the situation becomes even more dire, this may lead to the "The Great Investment Collapse".
|-(
Posted by: Gray | March 19, 2008 8:32 AM
How about "Deep Voodoo"?
Posted by: Ron | March 19, 2008 9:06 AM
The Oughts' Naught Onslaught.
The Great Market Correction of '08.
The Financial Reality Check That Bounced.
The Great Repossession.
The Real Reason That The Bankruptcy Bill Was Passed In 2006.
I'd probably come up with more, but I'm working off 3 days of limited sleep over here.
Posted by: Off Colfax | March 19, 2008 12:19 PM
I fully expect "Subprime Meltdown" to carry the day.
It only conveys one facet of the mess, but I've seen it in too many contexts to dismiss it.
Posted by: Eric in Santa Fe | March 19, 2008 2:05 PM
"Housing Wealth Delusion"
Posted by: melville | March 19, 2008 2:29 PM
The Great Regression
Posted by: Killeen | March 19, 2008 9:23 PM
A Shitburger In Every Pot
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