History is full of great Xs for Barack Obama to be related to.

Terminator X.

Project X, which explains why Obama is actually piloted by an oppressed group of monkeys who Mathew Broderick is going to try to save.

There was a 16th century pope called Leo X. Apparently that's how it was pronounced; not Leo Tenth, but Leo X.

Wow, that's some high-level crazy over there....

Never stop referencing X-Men.

It's too bad that none of the eight popes named Urban were appointed in succession. Then you could've had Urban decay, followed by Urban renewal.

Terminator X.
Barack Obama needs to come clean about his ties to that noted anti-Semite, Professor Griff. Also, where was he on the Night of the Living Baseheads? Was he a living basehead?

OK, so her only actual argument in a blog post longer than the Time Cube is that Barack Obama's mother was supposedly in Hawaii when she conceived (or maybe just gave birth to) Obama, but that's impossible, because she was enrolled in a Chicago college at the time.

Therefore, Obama's father must be a Chicago-based black man. Because Dunham was a radical, he must have been a famous, radical black man. And there is an uncanny resemblance between Obama and Malcolm X. For example, they both have receding hairlines.

What's the point of all this, you ask? Bill Ayers and Rev. Wright, that's what!

Chemical X, which would suggest that Obama's adorable daughters are really The Powerpuff Girls!

I hear Obama is also related to Iannis Xenakis. My friends, is America really ready for a leader who uses stochastic processes?

So I guess this means that Obama is a citizen?

Obama reminds me more of Cyclops...quiet, reserved, but definitely in charge of the whole team.

(check your inbox, Ezra)

Well, that's cereal all over my monitor, then.

Well played.

It's tempting to implicate the mysterious Racer X, long-lost brother of Speed.

Racer X, you have my vote. I know you can outdrive, outthink, and outvirtue the rest of the field.

Excellent. Personally, I went for Colossus.

You know that Wolverine is buried under the Air Force Memorial, right?

wow, thanks for the plug, Ezra!

i think i mentioned here before--i've even done some work for AP. small world.

(oh, and btw--that's Barack and Michelle in the background, as they fight off the RNC's endless attacks.)

Now, I'm not really a Marvel fan, so this may in fact be obnoxious nitpicking of the completely inaccurate kind, but weren't Cyclops' optic beams themselves the result of his mutant nature, while the accident at the ruby mine merely caused brain damage that prevented him from controlling the optic beams?

And, as such, wouldn't Obama's soulful gaze be equally inadequate to contain the optic beams?

Not saying that Obama/Cyclops wouldn't make an excellent president; just saying he'd be an excellent president who would still have to wear a badass looking visor all the time.

Geza X, LA punk musician and producer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geza_X

Great songs from the early 1980s including "We Need More Power" and "Hungarian."

and Barack Obama really is the son of Malcolm X . . .

This would really explain something I've noticed about Obama. Every time he speaks in the state of Florida he stands in front of flags featuring giant red Xs. Coincidence? You've got to be kidding.

Honey... have you seen my super suit?

Hey, that's it. Obama/Tupac has the healing gene, like Claire and Adam. So he was shot, but he recovered, and Hiro took him back into the past, where he created a new life as a politician from Illinois.

Don't forget about Nat X.

Francis X. Bushman!

Oh, the photoshopping possibilities!

And Geza X! OK, I'm showing my age with that one, but still.

Or XXX, like Vin Diesel and Ice Cube

Let's not forget Jimmy "Double-X" Foxx.

Rob!, that art is win.

Though I hope Barack isn't quite as much of a dick as Cyclops.

"But if that crazy person who runs Atlas Shrugged is right and Barack Obama really is the son of Malcolm X, that would make my day. Honestly, who wouldn't give Malcolm props for that one?"

I just read that linked article. That is some serious crazy going on. Wow.

Actually, I believe he's secretly all the members of the Los Angeles punk rock band X (like trent Reznor is really all of NIN). But that's probably more up Ackerman's alley.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_us_band

Self-parody, thy name is Atlas Juggs.

Do they even make medication for that level of insanity???

Do they even make medication for that level of insanity???

If you'd seen the clip of her singing "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" to Hassan Nasrallah, you'd know the answer to that question.

Actually, I believe he's secretly all the members of the Los Angeles punk rock band X

Which of course would make him Aragorn's girlfriend, but who's counting?

You think it's a coincidence that Obama has such support from the netroots? That's only because the MSM has failed to investigate his hidden ties to the mysterious blogger known only as..... Mister X.

I guess I'm really old. How about George Kennan, author of the "X" article defining containment of the USSR?

Duh. Obviously, he is agent of the alien race that seeks to destroy Earth, namely Monster X!

After the inaguration, he will reveal his true form as Blackazoid Gidorah, and that will be the end of Humanity.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Dude, I'm going to start my own crazy-ass liberal blog, and figure out some batshit way to claim that John McCain is Adolf Hitler's son. I'm going to use lots of pictures and red font, and write posts that go on and on until my readers just glaze over 90% of it.

I will be so awesome.

shit... I'm the daughter of a Quit India freedom fighter... I have black skin and brown hair... maybe my grandfather was really Mahatma Gandhi?!?!

people are so freakin' dumb.

NO NO NO!
He's Racer X, Speed Racer's older brother come to save the day!

This would mean that Obama is a cousin to X MarksTheSpot. His close family includes known Marksists!

Wow.
How old are you boys?
X?
X and a half?

How about Mister T?

no, no, he is Planet X.

Somebody's tinfoil hat is too tight

I wish these wingnuts would just say that they do not like black people and just have it over with. I appreciate the craetivity in their rantings, but it is getting tiresome. Just say it. You don't like black folk. Say it once and say it loud, you don't like blacks and you are proud.

In a shocking interview, Henrietta Pussycat reveals: "Meow meow X the Owl meow!"

that photoshop is very well done and laid out, but the coup de grace would have been to photoshop a little american flag pin on the chest!

Terminator X: Fear of a Barack Planet

But it seems like Barack should fear this X

According to FactCheck.org (run by Obama and Bill Ayers former employer, Annenberg Foundation www.factcheck.org/contact)which "verified" Obama's Certificate of Live Birth as though it were his REAL Birth Certificate clearly states that Obama had citizenship in BOTH the U.S. and KENYA.
This further muddies the waters of his supposed "eligibility" to run for President of the U.S.
When Obama says he's got the proof of a REAL Birth Certificaate and refuses to reveal it, as McCain did, and all other Presidential candidates have done for the Federal Election Commission,,,he's lying and hiding more and more.
For those of you who think the Malcolm X son theory puts to rest the question of Obama's U.S. citizenship,,,dream on! This is just the beginning of a whole new can of worms;
http://israelinsider.ning.com/

blondegenes, why are you lying out your ass about Obama's birth certificate? Are you that much of a twit?

What's the point of all this, you ask? Bill Ayers and Rev. Wright, that's what!

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