AN EARTH DAY MESSAGE FROM THE FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL.

Thinking about doing something to honor Earth Day today? Well, don't forget that environmentalism is a giant plot by those pro-abortionists. Good thing the Family Research Council is here to remind us, via email:

Today isn't just another reminder to use recycled paper or drive energy-efficient cars. It's a calculated attack on the sanctity of human life. Population control is inextricably linked to the environmental and abortion movements. [...] The crisis du jour is global warming, but even that is just another excuse to fund "Planet" Parenthood and similar groups.

So yeah, don't go out and do anything brash like recycle today; you'd be supporting the population-controlling master plan. I mean, I pretty much have that thought every morning as I bike to work: "This sure is good for the planet, but wouldn't it be better if I were aborting some fetuses right now?"

--Kate Sheppard