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LIMBAUGH'S CONTINUING OBSESSION WITH ANAL RAPE.
Rush Limbaugh has a problem. Earlier today on his show, he asserted that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, "committed socialist" was "slobbering" over President Obama and that if he continues, he will eventually "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."
This isn't the first time Limbaugh has used this particular euphemism to describe political dynamics he doesn't approve of. In 2005, Limbaugh blasted then RNC Chair Ken Mehlman for reaching out to the NAACP and apologizing for the racist "Southern Strategy," saying that "Republicans are going to go bend over and grab the ankles." In June of last year, he described the Democrats as "bend[ing] over, grab[ing] the ankles" and "saying have your way with me" to black folks and gays. In September, he described Sarah Palin's resistance to the troopergate investigation as refusing to "bend over and let them have their way," the "them" being Alaska politicians. Then most recently, he said of President Obama that "we are being told that we have to hope he succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles ... because his father was black."
I'm sort of at a loss for words, other than to say that Limbaugh clearly has a serious fear of being violated, and maybe he should talk to someone about it.
-- A. Serwer
COMMENTS (14)
Somehow I don't think it's a FEAR of being violated.
Posted by: Melissa | April 1, 2009 3:23 PM
Sounds like a Malcontent to me.
Posted by: Firewatch | April 1, 2009 3:46 PM
Amen, Melissa -- fear and desire are two sides of the same coin. They even go together cheek by jowl, you might say -- right, Rushbo?
Posted by: T Paine | April 1, 2009 3:50 PM
Obviously, his voice isn't the only thing Limbaugh projects forcefully.
Posted by: Marti Perez | April 1, 2009 3:51 PM
Indeed, Tha Closetcase himself could be Rushbo's speechwriter and confidant.
Posted by: bodecea | April 1, 2009 3:52 PM
I guess we should send Rush some "soap on a rope."
Posted by: rickstersherpa | April 1, 2009 3:54 PM
Maybe he needs to schedule a "three-some" with Hannity and Levin.
Posted by: belldoll | April 1, 2009 4:04 PM
Talking about Conservative butts gets me all a twitter. You know I'm a zip-pe-di-do DAH, kind of guy. Perhaps, Firewatch, we can get together for a game of pool and compare cues and knock a few balls around. It's all about the context!
Posted by: Lee Kington | April 1, 2009 5:35 PM
Sometimes men are fun, but from behind I often forget my counterpart's sex and I picture Goodlife. Hubba, hubba, you're hired!
Posted by: ReconRick | April 1, 2009 6:02 PM
I've noticed this tendency in a lot of macho-talking men. They just can't get their minds off homosexual anal intercourse.
Posted by: captcrisis | April 1, 2009 9:49 PM
the man loves anal sex with Dominican boys
Posted by: violador | April 1, 2009 9:51 PM
I wouldn't rule out the possibility that like Mickey Kaus, Limbaugh is operating under a form of sexuality defined by man-on-goat relations. Note how in all cases the operative imagery involves 'assuming the position' of a violated quadruped.
Posted by: matt | April 2, 2009 12:56 PM
Wonder how he got his anal cysts which kept him out of military action in Vietnam...
Posted by: EriktheRed | April 4, 2009 12:12 AM
Rush, you need to talk to someone with the credentials to really help ya man!
Posted by: Diva | May 21, 2009 1:49 PM