RE: KRISTOL. I think Dana and Goodrich are evaluating this Bill Kristol op-ed all wrong. When you see a piece this absurd, you have to move beyond it actual claims and begin thinking motives.
Imagine, for instance, that you came across a mime on a unicycle. Would you assume that this mime was inexplicably wedded to an ineffective form of transportation? Or that he thought looking hilarious on a unicycle would be good for his career as a mime?
Same with Kristol. You'd have to be a fool to look at the hornet's nest we've stirred up in the Middle East, the endless ground war we've entered in Iraq, the vast increase in Iranian influence we've enabled in the region, the proof we've offered of the limits of American military power, and the rocketing anti-American sentiment around the globe and conclude, as Kristol does, that "[a]s for foreign policy in general, it has mostly been the usual mixed bag." Mixed bag of what? Nails and explosives?
But like the unicycle and the mime, this op-ed is good for Kristol's career. By establishing himself as one of the last forthright defenders of Bush's presidency, he becomes the media's go-to guy to provide balance on the endless panels examining whether Bush's presidency was a failure. By appearing in the center of the Washington Post's op-ed page with this bravely counterintuitive argument, he further establishes himself as the kind of guy who can set the agenda in the nation's major newspages. And by making this argument, he demonstrates that most relevant of all pundit qualities. No, not accuracy, but originality. The strength and predictive capacity of the article are entirely beside the point. No one will remember it. But they will remember the name Kristol, and how many times he appeared on television, and how he's a leading conservative intellectual.
As it turns out, a unicycle is occasionally the fastest way to get where you want to go.
--Ezra Klein
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Heh. You could be right. I forgot the mad world of the media in that piece. That Ann Coulter does well suggests that there might be something in what you say.
Now what idiotic idea could I make mine to scale those punditry heights, hmh?
Posted by: J. Goodrich | July 16, 2007 1:07 PM
Kristol also keeps the argument going along "Bush sucks! No, Bush is Great" lines. If everyone settles on a consensus that Bush is a terrible Preznit (which 3/4 of the country has now), then people will actually focus on fixing all the damage Bush has done.
Such a discussion naturally involves, first and foremost, tallying up all the losers who've been kissing Bush's rear and enabling his destruction of the known world for the last 7 years, and holding them accountable for their crimes. Kristol knows his livelihood would be lost, so if he thrusts a flag into the sky and yells "rally to me all ye loyal Bushies" then he can keep the argument going - the rabble continues to argue instead of moving on and tearing him and all the other Millionaire Pundits to shreds.
Posted by: Little Hippocrat | July 16, 2007 1:16 PM
Glenn Greenwald has a piece up today where he argues support of the war is still de rigueur in the Republican Party. Most supporters of the war are Republicans, and what they value is loyalty, not accuracy.
I also wonder if Kristol is positioning himself for future historical revisionism-
from "Iraq was a noble cause" to the usual stab-in-the-back theories.
Reality never played well with these people anyway.
Posted by: ronin | July 16, 2007 1:23 PM
Except that we will remember it.
Posted by: Greg in LA | July 16, 2007 1:56 PM
ronin - it would be very strange for Kristol, who is Jewish, to use a "stab-in-the-back" theory, since that was one way Hitler denigrated the Jews of Germany.
Posted by: teacherken | July 16, 2007 1:57 PM
From now on I'm referring to Kristol as "the neoconservative mime on a unicycle".
Posted by: Nicholas Beaudrot | July 16, 2007 2:00 PM
It's the Lieberman play. In the wake of the Clinton impeachment, Lieberman discovered that he could break out of the pack with the shtick that he was the Democrat who was "honest enough" to criticize Democrats.
Once he'd found his niche, there was no stopping him. It didn't matter what the subject matter was, he knew that his bread got buttered when he criticized Democrats.
Posted by: Kagro X | July 16, 2007 2:00 PM
After thinking about this for a while, I believe that Kristol's own career goals are linked to the extent that he can drag the discussion towards the middle from the present point on Bush's legacy.
Pundits aren't judged exactly like clowns yet, and so for Kristol to stake a position in the debate requires that his point isn't totally preposterous. Thought it's true that "totally preposterous" is harder and harder to define these days of Glenn Becks and Rush Limbaughs.
Posted by: J. Goodrich | July 16, 2007 2:15 PM
Yeah, but isn't Fred Kagan going to be jealous if Kristol is the go to guy for this stuff? Won't Fat Freddy try to outflank Billy by saying or writing something even more outrageous?
Posted by: rustydude | July 16, 2007 2:18 PM
But it's also a can't-lose bet for Kristol.
He's already so complicit in the fuck-up, what does he risk in betting it'll succeed?
It's also meant to be a shot across the bow/buck up of encouragement to other snivelers: don't quiver now.
Posted by: bdr | July 16, 2007 2:49 PM
Why is anyone (other than his own filthy rag) giving this warmongering fool any publicity any longer? Maybe if we turned away from idiots such as Kristol, who have absolutely no political, intellectual, or moral credibility, the MSM would stop paying attention too. And don't count out the very real possibility that Kristol will use the "stab-in-the-back" legend just because he happens to be of a certain ethnicity.
Posted by: Mackie Messer | July 16, 2007 3:06 PM
it would be very strange for Kristol, who is Jewish, to use a "stab-in-the-back" theory, since that was one way Hitler denigrated the Jews of Germany.
But it wouldn't be strange for intellectually dishonest hacks, no matter what their demographic background, to use the Preparation-H lip balm when talking about the Bush administration. Given the evidence, I'm comfortable suggesting that Kristol's lips are well-treated.
Posted by: T. Paine | July 16, 2007 3:26 PM
You have to read everything Kristol writes through neocon glasses. From the neocon's point of view, the bush presidency has been a great success. So the Iraq thing got a bit messy--the price of oil has tripled since 2000, taxes for the richest Americans have been slashed, civil liberties have been curtailed, the government's packed with rightwing water-carriers and the military-industrial complex has never been more powerful. Heckuva job, Bushie!
Posted by: smoogatz | July 16, 2007 3:28 PM
On the other hand, maybe he's just a major asshole.
Posted by: cynic | July 16, 2007 3:49 PM
Get that man a piss test! How much more proof do we need that Kristol smokes massive amounts of crack? But, I guess from his point of view, Bush is great. He and Cheney were probably the only Republican candidates stupid enough to take PNAC at face value.
Posted by: calipyian | July 16, 2007 3:51 PM
No doubt Kristol enjoys having his lithe gams admired in the media. However, I give him an ounce more gravitas. The bottom line is that the pod, the Kris and the Lieb are willing to utterly debase themselves in order to rally the cause of AIPAC likudism
Posted by: Dick Mulliken | July 16, 2007 4:12 PM
Ezra, thanks for the Marcel Marceau image of Kristol. I do think whiteface is his color.
To tease out this point a bit: Kristol and Kagan are taking advantage of the structural weaknesses of gasbag chatfests: the phony pro-con. One the one hand this, on the other that. Since the "other side" must be represented on the shows (particularly Fox News) no matter how relevant, there's plenty of opportunity for airtime for those with "contrarian" views.
Posted by: vernonlee | July 16, 2007 5:39 PM
People probably will remember the name Kristol. I just hope it's akin to how they remember the names of other hateful figures such as Joseph McCarthy, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, etc.
Posted by: Busted Flat in Baton Rouge | July 16, 2007 11:05 PM
"then people will actually focus on fixing all the damage Bush has done." Which people would you be talking about? Other politicians? Democrats? You are delusional if you think that the current crop of politicians in any party will stop swaying whichever way the wind and prospective votes sway from day-to-day and minute-to-minute. Yeah, you hate Bush. So what. Each President has done his own brand of "damage"...who's out there that really has the courage of their convictions? I don't see jack diddly squat.
Posted by: TeeGee | July 16, 2007 11:16 PM
While it's a nice thought that Kristol is just ultracynical, I think the truth is that he believes it. Hanlon's Razor, innit.
Posted by: Dr Zen | July 25, 2007 7:54 PM